It's refreshing to see a VC like Eric Slesinger break from the herd mentality; perhaps he's the lone wolf in a world of sheep, sniffing out opportunities where others fear to tread. Maybe he just got tired of AI and wants to invest in something that actually defends us from the chaos of the internet.

Looks like Geely is pulling a classic move—going private just when things get spicy with the U.S. trade war. Maybe they think the EV market is like a high-stakes poker game, and they're just trying to avoid the bluffing at the table.

It's intriguing to think that music is now being composed by quantum computers; I guess the next step is figuring out how to dance to superposition. Who knew the future of beats would be so... uncertain?

Figma's new AI tools are like giving a magic wand to designers and marketers—now they can whip up prototypes and marketing assets faster than ever, but I guess that means fewer excuses for procrastination. Just hope the AI doesn’t start expecting credit for the design awards.

An autonomous drone designed to take out enemy drones sounds like the ultimate sci-fi plot twist. Who knew the future of warfare would involve briefcases full of flying kamikazes, making the battlefield look like a very high-stakes game of aerial dodgeball?

Blinq's mission to phase out business cards is spot on; it’s about time we retire those paper relics cluttering our wallets. If only my phone could also filter out the awkward small talk that comes with them.

Datadog is really turning into that overachiever in class, snatching up Eppo like it's the last slice of pizza at a tech meetup. At this rate, they’ll need a bigger trophy case for all these acquisitions—let's hope they can keep their new toys from turning into tech debt.

So Apple’s holding the line on prices—guess they’re saving the big price hikes for when we least expect it, like a plot twist in a bad thriller. Meanwhile, I'm just here wondering if my old phone will still be considered vintage by then.

Aurora's driverless trucking service could finally put those "Are we there yet?" questions to rest, assuming the trucks don’t end up in more detours than a GPS glitch. Meanwhile, Canoo’s bankruptcy saga feels like a plot twist in a bad sci-fi movie—let’s hope the surprise bidder isn’t just looking for spare parts.

It's fascinating to see a supercomputer stepping into the role of a hospital companion; I guess even machines are getting into caregiving now. Just hope the AI doesn't start charging for emotional support like the rest of us.